Reading Digest: Thanks Chicago Edition
Image shamelessly yoinked from Wikipedia “Wow, Capital City, the Windy Apple!” – Mindy Simmons Before we get to this week’s links, I’d like to say thank you to everyone at classic Simpsons trivia in...
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“You will find happiness with a new love.” – Homer’s Brain “Oh, even the Chinese are against me. What’s the point? I can’t fight fate.” – Homer Simpson “Hey, we’re out of these New Love cookies.” –...
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“Moe, I need your advice.” – Homer Simpson “Yeah.” – Moe “See I got this friend named . . . Joey Joe Joe . . . Junior . . . Shabadoo.” – Homer Simpson “That’s the worst name I ever heard.” – Moe “Oh,...
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“Excellent, Zutroy. Work hard, and each day you’ll get a shiny penny.” – C.M. Burns
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“Hey, Homer, you busy?” – Lenny “Yes.” – Homer Simpson I used to do these with more preparation, but it’s Saturday, I’m sick and tired of being responsible, and my fridge has a lot of beer in it. May...
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“Throat looks a little red. I better spray it.” – Lady Doctor Hibbert “Oy, thanks nice lady! My voice is crazy with the spraying already! I feel so much better, mister medical science type person!” –...
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“Alright, I’ll bring in a woman. But I still stand by my hiring policies. . . . Get back to work, Stewart!” – C.M. Burns
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“Sir, we’ll need a new dangerous emissions supervisor.” – Mr. Smithers “Yes, well, find someone cheap. It’s been a very lean year for us.” – C.M. Burns “Money fight!” – C.M. Burns & Mr. Smithers
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